Welcome to our curated collection of the best Funny SMS / Jokes quotes, wishes, and messages. Whether you are looking for the perfect words to share with your friends, family, or followers on social media, you will find exactly what you need here.
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Browse through our extensive list below and find the Funny SMS / Jokes message that resonates with you the most.
Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.
I thought I wanted a career. Turns out I just wanted paychecks.
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel.
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.
When nothing is going right, go left.
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.
I told my phone I needed a break, and now it won’t stop sending me vacation ads.
The early bird can have the worm, because worms are gross and mornings are stupid.
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.
I clean my house every day. Just kidding, I wanted you to feel better about yourself.
Dear Math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems.
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure.
I’m not lazy. I’m on energy-saving mode.
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
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