Welcome to our curated collection of the best Funny SMS / Jokes quotes, wishes, and messages. Whether you are looking for the perfect words to share with your friends, family, or followers on social media, you will find exactly what you need here.
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Browse through our extensive list below and find the Funny SMS / Jokes message that resonates with you the most.
My wallet and my stomach are having a competition — both are empty.
Behind every successful person is a lot of coffee.
I just burned 1200 calories. I forgot the pizza in the oven.
Sometimes I wish I were an octopus so I could slap eight people at once.
I don’t trip over things, I do random gravity checks.
I’m not old, I’m 25 plus shipping and handling.
If you can’t laugh at yourself, call me — I’ll laugh at you.
The fridge is a clear example that what’s inside matters.
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not sure.
My boss told me to have a good day... so I went home.
I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off?
I hate it when I gain 10 pounds for a role, and then realize I’m not an actor.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
I’m not addicted to coffee, we’re just in a committed relationship.
I was going to tell a time-travel joke, but you guys didn’t like it.
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
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