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I didn’t fall. The floor just needed a hug.
My password is “incorrect,” so whenever I forget it, my computer reminds me.
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget at the same time.
Never trust an atom — they make up everything.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
I finally stopped drinking for good. Now I drink for evil.
If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.
My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch… I call it lunch.
Why is Monday so far from Friday, but Friday so close to Monday?
I’m not shy, I’m just holding back my awesomeness.
The road to success is always under construction.
You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?
I’m not arguing, I’m passionately expressing my correct opinion.
My brain has too many tabs open.
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I lose my phone while holding it.
I’m in shape. Round is a shape, right?
The older I get, the earlier it gets late.
If you can’t dazzle them with brilliance, confuse them with nonsense.
I’m not lazy, I’m just very relaxed.
I put “pro” in procrastination.
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